Recent revelations in the US presidential candidacy elections show that penis size is now an intrinsically important factor in election success.
World leaders have, over the weekend, been clamouring to show their hands to the public in order to prove how big their penises are. This comes after Donald Trump, turned a serious election candidate contest into a cock fest. It has since been shown that voters will always be thinking about a candidates penis, as opposed […]
White House hopeful, Donald Trump, reacted with surprise yesterday when he discovered that his campaign is being backed by ex-KKK leader David Duke.
In an interview, yesterday we asked Mr Trump if he knew about the backing. He told the The Druid’s Loom, “No I sure didn’t. But he isn’t a bad guy is he, because he isn’t a Muslim? I’m gonna put all the bad guys in Gitmo!” Nice Racists When asked if he would disavow David Duke, he acted […]