The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.
Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as "global warming".
Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as “global warming”.
The White House domestic team has decided to invest in fitted rubber sheeting for the presidential sleeping quarters, in a surprise move, yesterday.
The White House domestic team has decided to invest in fitted rubber sheeting for the presidential sleeping quarters, in a surprise move, yesterday.
President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill
President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill
Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.
Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was “unfit” to lead the United States.
Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.
Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.
Donald Trump punched a defenseless kitten in the face yesterday, after is constant meowing annoyed him a bit.
Donald Trump punched a defenseless kitten in the face yesterday, after is constant meowing annoyed him a bit.
In circumstances too horrifying to contemplate it has been announced that Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump have successfully shared bodily fluids and combined DNA.
In circumstances too horrifying to contemplate it has been announced that Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump have successfully mated.
Recent revelations in the US presidential candidacy elections show that penis size is now an intrinsically important factor in election success.
World leaders have, over the weekend, been clamouring to show their hands to the public in order to prove how big their penises are. This comes after Donald Trump, turned a serious election candidate contest into a cock fest. It has since been shown that voters will always be thinking about a candidates penis, as opposed […]
White House hopeful, Donald Trump, reacted with surprise yesterday when he discovered that his campaign is being backed by ex-KKK leader David Duke.
In an interview, yesterday we asked Mr Trump if he knew about the backing. He told the The Druid’s Loom, “No I sure didn’t. But he isn’t a bad guy is he, because he isn’t a Muslim? I’m gonna put all the bad guys in Gitmo!” Nice Racists When asked if he would disavow David Duke, he acted […]
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