Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Moron Thinks a Cold Snap Negates Climate Change

Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as "global warming".

Moron Thinks a Cold Snap Negates Climate Change

Special Needs President, actually believes that if there is some cold weather somewhere it means there is no such thing as “global warming”.

White House Invests in Protective Rubber Bed Sheets

The White House domestic team has decided to invest  in fitted rubber sheeting for the presidential sleeping quarters, in a surprise move, yesterday.

White House Invests in Protective Rubber Bed Sheets

The White House domestic team has decided to invest  in fitted rubber sheeting for the presidential sleeping quarters, in a surprise move, yesterday.

TRUMP means FART

President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill

TRUMP means FART

President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was "unfit" to lead the United States.

“All Those Nasty Things I said about Trump? I was Joking,” lies Boris

Boris Johnson, today tried to convince the Donald Trump, that he was joking when he said he was “unfit” to lead the United States.

Farage’s Face, Worst Thing About Brexit & Trump Win

Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.

Farage’s Face, Worst Thing About Brexit & Trump Win

Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.

Donald Trump Punches Kitten in Face

Donald Trump punched a defenseless kitten in the face yesterday, after is constant meowing annoyed him a bit.

Donald Trump Punches Kitten in Face

Donald Trump punched a defenseless kitten in the face yesterday, after is constant meowing annoyed him a bit.

Donald Trump Successfully Mates with Katie Hopkins

In circumstances too horrifying to contemplate it has been announced that Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump have successfully shared bodily fluids and combined DNA.

Donald Trump Successfully Mates with Katie Hopkins

In circumstances too horrifying to contemplate it has been announced that Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump have successfully mated.

Penis Size Secret to Election Success

Recent revelations in the US presidential candidacy elections show that penis size is now an intrinsically important factor in election success.

Penis Size Secret to Election Success

World leaders have, over the weekend, been clamouring to show their hands to the public in order to prove how big their penises are. This comes after Donald Trump, turned a serious election candidate contest into a cock fest. It has since been shown that voters will always be thinking about a candidates penis, as opposed […]

Donald Trump Surprised that Racists Think He’s Alright.

White House hopeful, Donald Trump, reacted with surprise yesterday when he discovered that his campaign is being backed by ex-KKK leader David Duke.

Donald Trump Surprised that Racists Think He’s Alright.

In an interview, yesterday we asked Mr Trump if he knew about the backing. He told the The Druid’s Loom, “No I sure didn’t. But he isn’t a bad guy is he, because he isn’t a Muslim? I’m gonna put all the bad guys in Gitmo!” Nice Racists When asked if he would disavow David Duke, he acted […]