Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

Trump Orders Leeches to Fight Coronavirus

The President of the United States of America, has decided to order a shit load of leeches, in the battle against the Coronavirus.

TRUMP means FART

President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill

TRUMP means FART

President -elect has plenty on his plate and its creating panic in bowels of Capitol Hill

Farage’s Face, Worst Thing About Brexit & Trump Win

Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.

Farage’s Face, Worst Thing About Brexit & Trump Win

Most people have concluded that the very worst thing about Britain voting to leave the EU, and the Donald Trump win, is the fact we have to see Nigel Farages fucking face everywhere.

Penis Size Secret to Election Success

Recent revelations in the US presidential candidacy elections show that penis size is now an intrinsically important factor in election success.

Penis Size Secret to Election Success

World leaders have, over the weekend, been clamouring to show their hands to the public in order to prove how big their penises are. This comes after Donald Trump, turned a serious election candidate contest into a cock fest. It has since been shown that voters will always be thinking about a candidates penis, as opposed […]

Donald Trump Surprised that Racists Think He’s Alright.

White House hopeful, Donald Trump, reacted with surprise yesterday when he discovered that his campaign is being backed by ex-KKK leader David Duke.

Donald Trump Surprised that Racists Think He’s Alright.

In an interview, yesterday we asked Mr Trump if he knew about the backing. He told the The Druid’s Loom, “No I sure didn’t. But he isn’t a bad guy is he, because he isn’t a Muslim? I’m gonna put all the bad guys in Gitmo!” Nice Racists When asked if he would disavow David Duke, he acted […]