Member of Parliament, Heather Wheeler was today described by the people of Birmingham and Blackpool as “Godawful”, after she expressed dislike of their respective towns.
Justified
Many of the residents of these towns believe that this comment is justified, as her voting record in parliament is rather damming.
Chis Futbunner, a proud Brummie, told the druids loom, “Who the f**k does this raddled old sow think she is calling out town ‘godawful’. This from a woman who voted against laws to promote equality and human rights, and laws against same-sex marriage. The bitch!”
Goblin King
Sarah Jugmuffler, from Blackpool, was equally incensed.
“How dare a woman, who looks a bit like the Goblin King, out of ‘Lord of the Rings’, say our town is ‘godawful’. This cow once voted against free school meals for children during the pandemic. She also voted against a banker’s bonus tax.”
“She is worse than ‘godawful’, she is an utter c**t”, she added through gritted teeth.
Freedom of Speech
The Druid’s Loom approached Humphry Bogyob, a cabinet official, for comment. After muttering some bullshit about freedom of speech for a bit, he went on to say,
“As one of your betters, Heather is entitled to say what she wants, to whom she wants, without reciprocity. She is a member of the ruling elite. She is entitled to do whatever she f**king pleases”.
“Now bugger off, I have our daily drinks party to arrange”, he concluded.
