The UK government has decided that the OFSTED chief inspector needs to be a bastard at an international level.
Lunatic
Department of Education spokesperson, Janice Blithering told The Druid’s Loom,
“Current chief bastard, Sir Michael Wilshaw has done a great job in demoralizing the teaching profession. He has succeeded in driving good teachers away from the classroom and creating a teaching shortage that does not exist. Sir Michael was however a teacher and therefore, somewhere deep inside, he does have the best interests of children at heart. In order to drive through our latest raft of inhumane changes to the UK education system, we need a proper lunatic bastard who practices his/her bastardry at an international level.”
7 Day a Week Service
In order to do this, the Department of Education have widened their search to the far reaches of the globe. They need a bastard who is prepared to remove all school holidays, have schools working from “8 ’till Late” and to introduce a full 7 day a week education service.
Candidates will be expected to sell what’s left of their souls, in order to create a generation of children without any free thinking and who will follow any government ideologies blindly.
They also need to be able to ignore any educational study or theory and force through their ludicrous ideas without a shred of remorse.
Jeremy Hunt
“There just are not enough bastards in the UK. Jeremy Hunt would have been ideal, but he has his hands full destroying the NHS”, Ms Blithering concluded.
For potential applicants, can see the full job advertisement below:
Bastard Required to Drive UK Education System into the Ground
The British Government is looking for a total arsehole who is prepared to make generations of children’s life a misery.
Previous experience of the UK education system (or any education system) is not necessary, and is in fact advantageous.
You need to be able to prove you have Draconian and outdated ideas about how children should “be seen and not heard”, and fully believe that any educationalist is a leftie enemy of the state.
Desirable characteristics
To have been a despot leader of a totalitarian state
Salary
Circa £The Price of about 3 new schools
