Who you gonna call?

Who you gonna call?

Dear Editor, Back in the 80s there were two conflicting paranormal organisations – Rent-a-Ghost and Ghostbusters. The former allowed you could rent a ghost to haunt people you didn’t like. Ghostbusters on the other hand was for the removal of such spirits....
Big-foot, Big Concern

Big-foot, Big Concern

Dear Editor, I haven’t seen any new pictures of Big Foot recently, and I was wondering if he was okay. I was thinking if any of your readers have seen him, if they could let me know, because I am losing sleep over this. Maureen Wetbed, Dolgellu  ...
Shuffle Shenanigans

Shuffle Shenanigans

Dear Editor, Last week I was making the five-hour drive from Southampton to Manchester, with my lovely wife. To pass the time, we decided to listen to a selection of audiobooks on my car’s new fangled mp3 player. Both myself and my wife really struggled to...
Drugs Awareness

Drugs Awareness

Dear Editor, I don’t know what all this fuss is about with athletes taking drugs before they do their running races and stuff. Surely it’s much harder to do this whilst on drugs. During my dark years at uni, when I spent most of my life ripped to the tits...
Customer Always Right?

Customer Always Right?

Dear Editor, I am the owner of a small café in Stow-on-the-Wold. The other day I was serving a gentleman his order and I thought he looked a little poorly. I asked him if he was okay, and he said it was just a bit of indigestion. A few minutes later, he collapsed...