The destitute, poor and long term sick were jubilant this morning, as Jeremy Hunt announced that he would take money from them in order to give tax cuts for the wealthiest 4% of society.
Yesterday, a team of bemused scientists unveiled the latest addition to Australia’s jungle menagerie: the “Bufo faragis,” colloquially christened the Yellow Toothed Toad. This interloper, with its unsavoury dental palette, has been officially labelled both a biohazard and an unwelcome gatecrasher in the ecosystem.
The destitute, poor and long term sick were jubilant this morning, as Jeremy Hunt announced that he would take money from them in order to give tax cuts for the wealthiest 4% of society.
Yesterday, a team of bemused scientists unveiled the latest addition to Australia’s jungle menagerie: the “Bufo faragis,” colloquially christened the Yellow Toothed Toad. This interloper, with its unsavoury dental palette, has been officially labelled both a biohazard and an unwelcome gatecrasher in the ecosystem.
Robert Littleengland, gets his knickers in a right old twist about something he doesn’t fully understand whilst getting offended, complaining about people getting offended.
As the nation collectively vomited in their cornflakes, after the Boris-Carrie, nob gobbling revelations, The Prime Minster insisted it was a work event.
A reader gets in touch with the Druid’s Loom to describe her new love of nature and cats.
Over entitled arsehole, Boris Johnson, explains why he can to do what the F**k he wants, whenever he wants – you dirty scum.
Mentalist, US pro-life and pro-gun republicans, say women have to wait until their child is at school before it can be aborted.
Morons, who don’t like being in control of their 2 ton vehicles, have reacted with anger over government proposals to cut the drink-drive limit to just one pint.
Heavy smoker and Daily Mail reader is convinced she is going to get cancer, after she ate a piece of burnt toast a couple of weeks ago.
The budget airline carrier, Ryanair, is to be renamed Ryan, as it no longer fulfils any of the requirements of a transport system.
A Virgin Mobile call centre doesn’t seem to be able to predict the volume of calls it receives; despite them being unexpectedly high for over 120 days.
Fictional character, James Bond, has shaken by a string of sex allegations dating back to 1962. The allegations range from sexual misconduct aboard a space shuttle, to directing lewd comments towards a number of female colleagues.
The world of pop music reacted with surprise and excitement as it was revealed that The Proclaimers were to start some A-level Courses at a Sixth form in the Midlands.
It’s been over 50 years since the last execution in the UK, and over 150 since the last public hanging. However, since leaving the pesky EU, and potentially giving up those troublesome Human Rights, they could begin again soon. Jacob Rees-Mogg explores some of the exciting opportunities that can be gained from murdering our own citizens.
A disappointed dad visits his daughter’s school play, only to discover that it is total shit.
At The Movies
Robert Littleengland, gets his knickers in a right old twist about something he doesn’t fully understand whilst getting offended, complaining about people getting offended.
As the nation collectively vomited in their cornflakes, after the Boris-Carrie, nob gobbling revelations, The Prime Minster insisted it was a work event.
Letters to the Editor
A reader gets in touch with the Druid’s Loom to describe her new love of nature and cats.
A disappointed dad visits his daughter’s school play, only to discover that it is total shit.
Columnists
Robert Littleengland, gets his knickers in a right old twist about something he doesn’t fully understand whilst getting offended, complaining about people getting offended.
Over entitled arsehole, Boris Johnson, explains why he can to do what the F**k he wants, whenever he wants – you dirty scum.
The world of pop music reacted with surprise and excitement as it was revealed that The Proclaimers were to start some A-level Courses at a Sixth form in the Midlands.
International News
For too long, children have had to go into battle using weapons that are inappropriate for their strength and stature. We need to look at ways to make the use of these weapons more accessible for the under 12’s
Mentalist, US pro-life and pro-gun republicans, say women have to wait until their child is at school before it can be aborted.
Trump’s presidential campaign was in tatters yesterday, when he said something sensible and inoffensive at the latest GOP rally.
