Dear Editor,
I have just read in the media that The Independent newspaper is going to cease print production and go digital only.
Having read the utter shite that you produce, why don’t you follow in their footsteps.
I know you don’t have a print version, but why not go one step further and just delete your ridiculous website.
Sincerely
Simon B, Northampton
Editor Replies
Dear Simon,
We always love to hear from our loyal fan base. So thank you for getting in touch with us with this suggestion.
Whilst we will probably keep our website, we are planning on introducing an email list.
As a regular reader you will be first to be signed up for this, with a free, life-time membership. That can be never cancelled. Ever.
Love,
The Editor.
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