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Poor Customer Service at Tesco

13th June 2021

Mr Whip, from Clacton, is let down by Tesco that totally ruined a romantic evening.

Dear Editor,

I thought supermarkets were supposed to be hot on customer service, but my local Tesco absolutely ruined my Valentine’s Day.

I popped in for some handcuffs and nipple clamps, only to be told, ‘Sorry, we don’t stock them.’ Pathetic!

If they can’t be bothered to stock seasonal products, they will surely go bust. I won’t be buying any vibrating eggs from them this Easter, that’s for sure!

Yours Sincerely

Horace Whip, Clacton

 

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