The Right Guy For The Knob Job

The Right Guy For The Knob Job

Dear Clifton Turtle, I’m seeking guidance on a work related matter, I have recently quit my job and don’t know what to do next. I had an excellent job, an important job with loads of responsibility, and more authority than you could wave a shitty stick at. No matter...
A bit of extra pleasure

A bit of extra pleasure

Dear Clifton Turtle, I need your advice. My wife and I will have been together for ten years this coming Sunday, I’m taking her out for a romantic meal at her favourite chippy to celebrate. I don’t eat chippy food, so I’m taking some spam butties. Going there will...