by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 11, 2022 | News, Politics
Member of Parliament, Heather Wheeler was today described by the people of Birmingham and Blackpool as “Godawful”, after she expressed dislike of their respective towns. Justified Many of the residents of these towns believe that this comment is justified, as her...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 10, 2022 | News, Politics
Master of distraction, and useless village idiot, Boris Johnson, yesterday unveiled, a hastily written policy in order to cover for his own failings. Save His Own Skin If an effort to save his own skin, the Prime Minister announced that people, living “hand to mouth”,...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 7, 2022 | News, Politics
The hopeless embarrassment, Boris Johnson – who in-between parties, and writing books is also the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom – got away with it again today. Vote of No Confidence After narrowly winning a vote of no confidence, yesterday, Boris swaggered back...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Feb 12, 2022 | Business, News
Website application designers at the HMRC were jubilant yesterday, after they won the award for ‘Most confusing and difficult to use website”, for the fifth year running. Website Web shite “It has been no easy feat to make a website this bad and unusable,”...
by Lee Hartley | Nov 16, 2021 | News, UK
A man today shared his disgust at the idea of men having sexual relations with women. He stated that they were “All at it, these Heterosexuals.” and in a insensitive move he stated that they should ban “straight marriage”. Stiffly Steve Trent...
by Lee Hartley | Jun 4, 2020 | Health, News
A spokesman for the Coronavirus Pandemic today emphatically suggested that we should all just “bloody well move on” and ignore the actual events that are actually happening around us in a absolutely horrifying manner. The Coronavirus Pandemic has asked...
