by Druid's Loom Reporter | Nov 18, 2023 | Health, News, Politics
Chancellor Jeremy Hunt, in a move that’s nothing short of a ‘Complete Hunt’ strategy, has unveiled a controversial plan today that’s turning heads—and not in a good way. The Chancellor is apparently eyeing the funds currently going to the...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jul 1, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
The British public, reacted with utter revulsion, yesterday, after it emerged that Boris Johnson, was caught getting his Johnson noshed off, by his then mistress Carrie Symonds. The horrifying incident occurred in Boris’ parliamentary office, whilst he was...
by Conway Hogg | Jun 24, 2022 | Lifestyle, Politics, UK
After the success of similar schemes, elsewhere in the World, a government think tank is considering reducing the Drink-Drive limit to just one pint of beer. Most normal people have looked at the catastrophic drunk-driver accident statistics and given this policy the...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 16, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
Without any surprise from the British public, Lord Geidt, the Ethic’s advisor to Boris Johnson, resigned last night. No Ethics The main reason for this is that he had nothing to do. There were no ethics to be found at number 10, whatsoever. “I was basically sat...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 15, 2022 | News, Politics, UK
There were scenes of utter chaos, last night in Marsham Street, in the City of West Minster, as the area was rocked by a series of violent tremors and the Home Office totally destroyed. Thunderbolt and Lightning “The floor shook and the ground cracked and opening up...
by Druid's Loom Reporter | Jun 13, 2022 | News, Politics
In the food strategy White Paper, the British government has decided that thousands of children will go hungry as it can’t be bothered to feed them properly. Obese Face Lazy, pig ignorant. Prime Minister, Boris Johnson – who filled his obese face, during the...
