Dear Druid,
On a visit to “Pound Land” recently; I was horrified to discover a packet of “cheesy balls”, that contained the tag line, “Fluffy Little Cheesy Balls of Joy”. The images of popping these fluffy, cheesy balls in my mouth and somehow providing another man with joy, disgusted me so much that I vomited all over the shop floor.
The fact that shops are allowed to print such homoerotic filth on their products is the perfect sign that political correctness has gone mad!
I don’t care what these ‘people’ get up to in the privacy of their own bedrooms, but I don’t want it shoved down my throat. Nor do I wish to imagine it being put in my mouth, for that matter, when I am doing my shopping.
Yours in disgust
Desmond Bigot, Worcester
