School Play Shocker

School Play Shocker

Dear Editor, This morning, I went to my daughter’s primary school to watch their production of “Around the World in 80 Days”. I have to say, despite the amount of rehearsal that appeared to go into this, it was f**cking shit!   I could barely hear a word that...
Courgette Conundrum

Courgette Conundrum

Dear Editor, I am a regular user of online grocery shopping and am frequently concerned by the substitutions made when my preferred item is out of stock. In my most recent order from Tesco, it seems my shopping picker was taking the total piss, when they substituted...
Spiritless Starmer

Spiritless Starmer

Dear Editor, There is a lot of talk in the media about how boring and bland, the Labour leader, Sir Keir Starmer is. Although I have never met him,  I believe any old shit I read in the Daily Mail, and therefore he will never get my vote! Despite, his illustrious...
Who you gonna call?

Who you gonna call?

Dear Editor, Back in the 80s there were two conflicting paranormal organisations – Rent-a-Ghost and Ghostbusters. The former allowed you could rent a ghost to haunt people you didn’t like. Ghostbusters on the other hand was for the removal of such spirits....
Big-foot, Big Concern

Big-foot, Big Concern

Dear Editor, I haven’t seen any new pictures of Big Foot recently, and I was wondering if he was okay. I was thinking if any of your readers have seen him, if they could let me know, because I am losing sleep over this. Maureen Wetbed, Dolgellu  ...