Let’s all just “move on” says Coronavirus

In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it's fed up of all the hate.

Let’s all just “move on” says Coronavirus

In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it’s fed up of all the hate.

We’d Rather Give our Data to Satan, than Dominic Cummings

Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.

We’d Rather Give our Data to Satan, than Dominic Cummings

Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.

Dyson to Make Ventilators

As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

Dyson to Make Ventilators

Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Coronavirus ‘Not Hard’ According to Scaffolder

Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.

Coronavirus  ‘Not Hard’  According to Scaffolder

Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

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