In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it's fed up of all the hate.
In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it’s fed up of all the hate.
Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.
Absolutely no one thinks it is a sensible idea to give their personal information to the British Government/Dominic Cummings, via the new NHS app.
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.
Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.
Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.
Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.
Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.
As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.
Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.
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