British "Prime Minister" today shocked the nation when he did something right, without completely screwing it up.
Total amazement swept across the United Kingdom yesterday, when the Prime Minister, and self styled village idiot, did something right for once. Blundering Fool The usual blundering fool, surprised the nation when he miraculously didn’t fuck up. “I couldn’t believe it,” said close aid, Martin Mumflut. “I have become so used to disaster following him […]
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Capitalising on the publicity generated when several alleged members of UKIP stormed a left-wing bookshop in London at the weekend, senior party officials have today met to rubber-stamp the idea of burning huge piles of books across the UK on Bonfire night.
Brexiteers were thrilled today when Downing Street announced that in the event of a hard Brexit, Brits will be issued with blue ration books to match their fucking blue passports.
Following their announcement that food is currently being stockpiled; in the event of a hard Brexit; the Tory “Government” stated that if there were to be a No Deal Brexit, everyone would be issued with BLUE ration books, to match their new blue passports. Blue Fucking Passports “This is what is meant by taking back […]
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
National embarrassment and utter buffoon, Boris Johnson, announced today that he wants a great big fucking luxury aeroplane to take him to other countries, to beg for some trade deal after the apocalyptic Brexit.
Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.
Leading manufacturers of one of the world’s oldest board games have today announced that they are expecting huge losses over the coming financial year as retailers’ slash orders for Backgammon sets – against the fuchsia backdrop of controversy over the very nature of gammon.
What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale?
Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!
What can the Conservative Party offer a working-class kid from Rochdale?
Ordinarily, fuck-all. However, if that working-class kid from Rochdale had been a managing director at Deutsche bank, a millionaire, an MP for eight years, a cabinet minister for four years, and the son of a bus driver, then its the position of Home Secretary!
Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.
Jeremy Corbyn has sparked outrage across social media by taking 185 minutes to tweet a brief statement congratulating the Duke and Duchess of Windsor on the birth of their son. The reason for his unforgivable oversight is astonishing, yet predictable.
The perennially anonymous leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Vince Cable, has hired a crack-team of personal branding experts to add a much-needed boost his non-existent public profile.
The perennially anonymous leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Vince Cable, has hired a crack-team of personal branding experts to add a much-needed boost his non-existent public profile.
Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.
Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.
The Daily Mail readership begged and pleaded with the national newspaper today, to stop publishing videos of people squeezing out their blackheads, on the MailOnline website.
Austrian-born Richard Burdock (87), publisher of ‘Knobs and Knockers’ furniture magazine, tweeted today that he is "the luckiest dirty old man in world" after tying the knot with top supermodel Jenny Ball (18).
