In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it's fed up of all the hate.
In a dramatic turn of events the Coronavirus has asked everyone just to move on and ignore all the things that have happened and also the things that are going to happen because it’s fed up of all the hate.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.
The Department of Education plans to ease the teacher recruitment crisis by making it even harder to train for the profession - proving once and for all that they are bat shit mental.
Wetherspoons today announced that they would be closing down all their social media accounts, as no amount of photographic manipulation can make their food appear edible.
Jeremy Hunt today announced that he wants technology companies to ban under 18's from sexting, showing he has about as much understanding of technology and teenagers, as he does the NHS.