Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Two Strains of Coronavirus Discovered

Scientists discovered yesterday that there are now two strains of Coronavirus. One for the rich and powerful, the other for the poor and vulnerable.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man's 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Burglar’s Career on Lockdown

Coronavirus cripples one man’s 20 year reign on night shifts but he has an alternative plan that could earn him millions.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby 'pub' open.

Wetherspoon Boss Upset By Coronavirus

Selfish, Beer Swilling, bug eyed, brexiteer, Tim Martin, wants the UK government keep people his grubby ‘pub’ open.

Dyson to Make Ventilators

As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

Dyson to Make Ventilators

Dyson to Make Ventilators – As the Coronavirus crisis bites Dyson has been asked by the government to build emergency ventilators for patients.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a "Bring Out Your Dead", death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

“Bring Out Your Dead” Death Cart – Sells Out at Lidl

Morons and ignorami were thrown into yet another fit of ludicrous panic buying yesterday, when a “Bring Out Your Dead”, death cart appeared in the center aisle at Lidl.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it's fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Scruffy Turd Doesn’t Give a Shit About You

Disheveled arsehole, national embarrassment, and flood coward PM, Boris Johnson, admitted yesterday that it’s fine if 1.2million people die of Coronavirus and that Britain should just take it on the chin.

Coronavirus ‘Not Hard’ According to Scaffolder

Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.

Coronavirus  ‘Not Hard’  According to Scaffolder

Scaffolder Lee Terry has dismissed the fashionable illness of Coronavirus as ‘a boring keyboard warrior and not as hard as it thinks it is’.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can't stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Daily Mail Can’t Fucking Stop

Gloating piece of shit, The Daily Mail, still can’t stop being an absolute arsehole to non Conservatives, even though it got what it wanted.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Friday 13th Part IX: End of Days

Britain woke up this morning to a genuine Friday 13th nightmare, where antagonists, Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Micheal Gove turn the country into a bleak dystopia over the next five years.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

Boris Johnson Scared of his own Shadow

Scruffy coward and over entitled embarrassment, Boris Johnson has today hidden in a wardrobe to avoid questions from his own shadow.

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