Gun promoting psychopaths in the US yesterday decided that the best time to abort a child is after they have started school.
Scared
“Every life is sacred”, dribbled Chesney Wallfuker, a red neck, staunched, Republican from Texas. “It says in the Bible thou shalt not kill, I think. We must not kill babies in the womb,” he continued, brandishing his AK-47.
“We must wait until the child is born, and preferably at school, before some crazed nut job can abort them,” he concluded, before kissing his sister/wife.
Late Onset Abortion
In order to facilitate this ‘late onset abortion” plan, pro-life, pro-gun Republicans of the United States, have slapped a ban on Abortions before a child is born and decreased gun regulation even further.
“Now any lunatic can get hold of a gun,” grinned pale Republican Senator Randy Bogtrotter. “All these folk complaining they can’t have abortions, just need to send their child to school in a few years. Here they will have their brains and innards splattered all over the classroom walls and die horrifically!” he chortled.
God’s Work.
“We can’t have these so called ‘women’ having a choice about when their child is murdered. That’s not God’s way. Far better leave it up to fate and let some, drugged up teenager do God’s work for him,” he mused.
Further restrictions on human rights are going to introduce in due course, including the banning of same-sex marriage.
In Love
“It’s f**king disgusting, that’s what it is,” raged Senator Bogtrotter. “Two grown men, partaking in all manner of unholy practices. Being in love and caring for each other and everything – hanging is too good for them!”
